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Joke of the Day
"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"
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"Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!"
"When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF? When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice."
"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"
"guess what? chicken but. lol"
"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"
"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"
"I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the ""Your mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too"" speech."
"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."