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Joke of the Day
"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"
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"Pope John Paul is being sainted. What a snub to Pope George Ringo."
"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"
"What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year? It's a fugazi."
"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""
"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"
"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"
"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."