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Joke of the Day

"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""

"How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He's also black."

"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."

"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"

"I dont know if anyone else remember this joke - How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen consume? - Enough to kill two and a half men."

"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"

"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"

"Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !"

"What do you call the people that always are around musicians? bass players."

"Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket."