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Joke of the Day

"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"

"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"

"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."

"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."

"The poodle said to the german shepherd.. ""Hey, you're foaming at the mouth! Do you have rabies?"" The german shepherd smiled and calmly replied ""Nah. I just got done blowing myself."""

"Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon? It might Pikachu."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."

"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"