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Joke of the Day
"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."
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"What's the difference? NSFW What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your whole week Edit: fucking autocorrector"
"What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows."
"Two Pretzels walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."
"Man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. The husband came back with a gun and shot the man in bed. The wife replied ""this is why you don't have anymore friends."""
"A Jewish boy walks up to his dad... A Jewish boy walks up to his dad and says ""hey dad! Can I borrow fifty dollars? His dad says ""forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."
"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."
"Cop: ""Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?"" Me: ""I've been draanking.. I've been draanking.. watermeloon.."" cop: ""surfbort"""