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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an exploding monkey? a BA-BOOM!"

"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"

"A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia... He will hit on anything 16 and under."

"Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them."

"Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername... Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife."

"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."

"I'm not desperate because i'm single, i'm single because i'm not desperate."

"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."

"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"

"Dammit Springsteen, I was born in the USA too but you don't see me making millions in monthly residuals from a 20 year old song about it."