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Joke of the Day

"A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia... He will hit on anything 16 and under."

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"my daughter has been thrusting her stuffed animals in my face for me to kiss, but I'm being very selective so she learns to have standards"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!"

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"

"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"

"How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until daddy gets home"