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Joke of the Day
"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"
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"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
"Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath please? Porter: I can give you a room but you'll have to wash yourself."
"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."
"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume."
"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."
"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."
"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba."