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Joke of the Day
"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"
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"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"
"When the cashier asks, ""Paper or plastic"", I say, ""Plastic"", then use the bag to suffocate a bird in the parking lot while staring him down."
"Did you hear about the Wall Street bankers that won the Nobel Peace Prize in Chemistry? They turned the economy into shit."
"mens rights activists"
"And now for the best horror game of the year! FNAF vs Slender:The Arrival! FNAF wins! (The FNAF fanbase will scream at us if we pick anything else)"
"Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that."
"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"
"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, you will pay. You have my Word."