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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"

"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"

"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"

"There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives"

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."

"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."