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Joke of the Day

"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."

"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."

"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"

"What's the worst thing Willie Nelson can tell you while giving you a handjob? I'm not Willie Nelson"

"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"

"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."

"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"

"Jokes: ELI5-Pedophile"

"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"