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Joke of the Day

"My blood test results are in today. Now I have to call my ex and tell her that she has high cholesterol."

"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."

"Did you hear Snow White got thrown out of Disney Land? They caught her sitting on Pinocchio's Face yelling ""Lie you little fucker"

"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."

"the real people to blame for 911 I heard it was two irish carpenter s paddy and mick fitting doors on the 60th floor paddy told mick to get a plain n take some of the top. Mick misinterpreted"

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? 'cause they're ugly and they stink."

"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"

"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""

"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"