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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Snow White got thrown out of Disney Land? They caught her sitting on Pinocchio's Face yelling ""Lie you little fucker"

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"My drug dealer is so funny Always cracks me up"

"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion."

"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"

"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""

"Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one."

"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."

"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""