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Joke of the Day

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK"

"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? People didn't freak out for no reason when I started eating an apple in public."

"Nickelback's career is dead... They are more washed up than a Syrian toddler."

"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"

"Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? 4"

"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."