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"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"
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"When it comes to girls with low self-esteem... guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings."
"Why do porn directors prefer real Christmas trees? Because they don't need fluffing."
"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"
"What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said ""Beats me!"""
"I am the Michelangelo of writing research papers. He started the Sistine Chapel ceiling the night before it was due, right?"
"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"
"why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked"
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?"