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Joke of the Day

"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."

"Why are Reddit jokes so overused? I don't know, ask Dave."

"North Korean civilians have been playing the Hunger Games since the 1950s."

"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."

"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""

"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's still not going to come."

"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."

"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."