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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"
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"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come."
"*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*"
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."
"Why can't you checkmate a christian? Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist."
"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
"What did the ghost say on December 25th? Scary Christmas!"