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Joke of the Day
"My lizards won't mate... Must be a reptile dysfunction."
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"What do you call a black hipster? blipster"
"[murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast"
"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"
"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"
"Student: ""May I go to the toilet?"" Teacher: ""What for?"" Student: ""To open the Chamber of Secrets"""
"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"
"How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"