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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"

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"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"
"When the river runs red... Take the dirt road."
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"Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!"
"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."
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