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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black hipster? blipster"
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"Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party? Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom"
"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."
"I've got a new job putting make-up on turds It's pretty shit."
"Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?"
"Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it's time to dispose of the boss's body, they all pretend to be working."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."
"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"