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Joke of the Day
"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"
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"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"
"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."
"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"
"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."
"I'm not saying my mates wife is fat or anything but in February she starts working in Ibiza Selling shade."