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Joke of the Day

"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"

"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"

"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."

"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"

"Dude in front of me at Starbucks made a big show about calling his Grande a ""medium"" and the barista was like, ""Uck, this again"""

"Q: How do you make a peanut laugh? A: You crack it up."

"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."

"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."

"I'm not trying to be mean, but... I'm pretty average."

"Why did the basement want to be a high rise? It was a motivated cellar. :|"