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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman."
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"I just invented a new word Plagiarism"
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"
"182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year."
"An elephant never walks into a bar He only drinks to forget"
"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket... She sees it and says, ""Oh dammit, some asshole took my pen."""
"My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."
"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"Superman biggest weakness is not kryptonite. It's horses."