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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman."
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"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."
"What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE."
"[job interview] ""Tell me about yourself"" *flashback to when I used hand towels mom said are specifically for guests* I'm a risk taker"
"Before he leaves for work, my husband whispers the 3 words I love to hear him say... ""I made coffee"""
"yeah i like going to the gym. if by gym you mean beer and Netflix. 20 billion RTs 1 trillion favs, rted by the official white house twitter"
"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinco."