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Joke of the Day

"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"

"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ""Whoa! I'm way too high!"" -Bruce Baum"

"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"I act like I don't care but deep inside I still don't give a fcuk."

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."

"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."

"Velcro... That's a rip off"

"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."

"What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge? to the other side."