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Joke of the Day
"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"
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"When is the only time you're not American? When European."
"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"
"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"
"So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, ""that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"""
"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page no pun in ten did"
"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."
"Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that"
"My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not."
"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."