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Joke of the Day

"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."

"as a kid, if i misbehaved my dad would come into my room and shoot me in my head with a real gun, killing me. it made me a stronger person."

"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"

"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"

"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"

"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""

"""I'M A DOG!"" ""I'M A DOG TOO!"" ""WE'RE DOGS!"" - dogs"