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Joke of the Day

"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."

"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."

"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."

"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."

"Thank you for saying, ""I'm just being honest"" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it."

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door"

"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"2 married mathematicians have fratenal twins They name the boy Adam, and the girl Subtractam"

"I saw a post about Trump supporters... And I wondered why someone would need a supporter when they have such tiny fingers."

"Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself."