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Joke of the Day
"I found my friend poking holes in my condoms... Dick move..."
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"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"
"Newtonian physics are a good approximation for big objects that move slowly Like your mom"
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn't a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
"As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, ""Push!"" I was convinced it was a Pull door."
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."