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Joke of the Day

"I found my friend poking holes in my condoms... Dick move..."

"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."

"It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jerks they were last year."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"A study shows that 50% of adults would fail an 8th grade math exam The other 40% of us would rock that shit"

"Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."

"Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!"

"What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient? ""Now, this may be difficult to hear..."""