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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
Next Joke
"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"
"Doctor Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!"
"Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing."
"My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."
"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."
"What cologne do engineers wear? Elon's musk"
"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."
"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."