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Joke of the Day
"They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD."
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"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"
"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."
"Just saw a five year old in a track suit & a gold chain. His nana didn't think it was funny when I asked him if he could hook up some blow."
"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."
"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."
"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."
"My mom wants 3-D eye surgery to see 3-D movies without glasses. I told her they don't exist. She doesn't care. Operation's next Tuesday."