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Joke of the Day

"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids."

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"What do you call a fish in a hurry? Salman Rushdie."

"I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do."

"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""

"Did you know that Lombard street in San fransisco is the second most crooked street in the United States? The most crooked street in the United States is Wall Street!"

"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"

"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"

"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."