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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."

"Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros."

"Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y."

"Music Jokes! Jake: What did the Clarinet say to the naughty Trumpet? Sean: What? Jake: Why are you always in treble?"

"There was a competition in the park today, who could go the longest without sitting or laying down. I was outstanding."

"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"

"I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again."

"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."

"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."

"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"