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Joke of the Day
"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"
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"The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef."
"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."
"I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym. *burns tongue while drinking coffee* ""Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!"""
"I'm just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit I own goes best with bad decisions..."
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
"My bread factory burned down. Now my business is toast."
"Keep yelling ""dance!"" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot."
"what % of the time are birds just chilling"
"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."