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Joke of the Day
"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."
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"I started a band called 999 MegaBytes... We haven't got a gig yet..."
"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""
"Me: BOOP! teehee! Cop: .. Me: sorry. did you want me to touch MY nose?"
"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"
"In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym"
"What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room"
"How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say ""BINGO!"""
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."