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Joke of the Day
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
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"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."
"Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !"
"Me: *empties 4's maracas 4: *shakes maracas* They're broken Me: Oh no.. What happend?"
"Vodka and I go together like falling down the stairs and getting fucked in my sleep."
"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"