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Joke of the Day
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
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"I want Ebola... cereal"
"A man walks up to the counter at the airport. ""Can I help you?"" asks the agent. ""I want a round trip ticket"" says the man. ""Where to?"" asks the agent. ""Right back to here."""
"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"
"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."
"[sitting at a table] Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across. Me: crosses out and writes new number *thermostat negotiations*"
"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."
"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""
"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"
"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."