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Joke of the Day
"what % of the time are birds just chilling"
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."
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"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"
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"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"
"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""