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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."

"What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies"

"Whats the best part about getting a blowjob from a baby? It makes your dick look HUUUGE!"

"I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr. Who is real."

"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""

"What is the most masculine profession? Maleman"

"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"

"Why did Native Americans stop sharing peace-pipes with settlers? They noticed the settlers were always blowing smoke out their ass."

"They say cow manure come from males. But that's bullshit."