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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a quiet asian? Silent-li"
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"What's the name of that band Dave Matthews is in"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."
"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"
"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."
"window shopping why do the wealthy put their garbage in clear plastic bags? so the rest of us can go window shopping"
"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."
"What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."
"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"
"Why its called 'having your period' and not 'rolling out the red carpet ' I'll never know."