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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a quiet asian? Silent-li"

"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""

"Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up."

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"

"Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?"

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."

"What's the best thing a Star Wars fan would like to find in his garden? Princess Leia with her tits out"