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Joke of the Day

"window shopping why do the wealthy put their garbage in clear plastic bags? so the rest of us can go window shopping"

"Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: ""Am I pretty or ugly?"" Boyfriend: ""You're both."" Girlfriend: ""What do you mean?"" Boyfriend: ""You're pretty ugly."""

"I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate."

"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"

"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."

"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."

"The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it ""Contains Peanuts"" makes me extremely nervous for the human race."

"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."

"Hey honey, I bought some steaks. I need you to stand on this box next to me while I eat them. Because it says right here, ""Best if consumed by date on package."""

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."