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Joke of the Day

"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."

"Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying."

"""I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad."" - gas station nachos"

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so few of them know how to dance."

"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."

"So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down."

"What did the diver say to the oyster? I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!"

"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"

"When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV? When they're in Denali."