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Joke of the Day

"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."

"I just ate wood chips covered in lead-based paint... Hopefully I'll ""number 2"" a pencil."

"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."

"I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time."

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."

"What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet."

"Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit"

"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"

"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""

"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"