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Joke of the Day

"What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."

"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"

"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""

"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."

"You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that."

"I dont have sex on the first date unless it's an option"

"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"

"""Remember Robert from work?"" Yeah..he was a douche. ""He died."" WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!"