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Joke of the Day

"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"

"Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her."

"People say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."

"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."