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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."
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"Donald Trump is sponsoring a new breakfast side dish. Dic-tater tots."
"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."
"Santa is a dependent clause because"
"I was in the park the other day wondering why the frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets... And then it hit me."
"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""
"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."
"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"My OCD requires me to slit the throats of people who sing Christmas songs to themselves out loud in quiet workplaces. The Cops understand."