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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."
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"What currency do they use in space? Star Bucks."
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"What does American Beer and making love on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water."
"Meatballs have bread crumbs inside them. Meat plus bread means that a meatball is actually a sandwich."
"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."
"TV needs to stop putting up those stupid ""viewer discretion"" warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance."