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Joke of the Day

"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"

"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."

"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"

"I was going to get a cheap circumcision but I realized it was a rip off."

"Son: Is it true? Dad I heard that in ancient China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere son everywhere!"

"I think Santa is a pimp all he talks about are Hos."

"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"

"KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it"

"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"

"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."