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Joke of the Day
"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
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"Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see"
"What is a professors favourite snack? Academia Nuts."
"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."
"Headache Doc: Hows your headache? Husband: She's fine."
"The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*"
"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"
"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
"Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through."
"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""