161062
Joke of the Day
"People say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people."
Next Joke
"The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep."
"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."
"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."
"Remember kids, dark humour is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."
"in mexico, we don't say ""I love you"" cause we dont speak english."
"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"
"What do the Welsh like to do in their private time? Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke."
"Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'"