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Joke of the Day

"Ways to make your woman happy. 1. Cook for her. 2. Surprise her with hugs & kisses. 3. Hide a lion in her apartment then rescue her."

"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."

"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."

"Why do Muslims not eat pork? Because MaHamHid"

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"

"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."

"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."