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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."

"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."

"[company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]"

"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."

"Questions we just don't answer when kids ask: Where do babies come from? Is Santa real? What was Myspace?"

"[NSFW] Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."