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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!"
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"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""
"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"Nostradamus comes home and starts beating his dog Why are you going to shit here in the next 5 minutes? Because of the beating, you dickwad!"
"GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin."
"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"I want to follow you back, really, I do. But the hash tags. My god the hash tags."
"Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry."