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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."

"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"

"Healthy midgets don't exist. Midgets are always under the weather."

"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."

"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."

"What's the difference between a Russian ambassador and a chicken? The Russian ambassador is Turkey"

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."

"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."

"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."