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Joke of the Day
"I want to follow you back, really, I do. But the hash tags. My god the hash tags."
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"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."
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"""Please. I need this"" I whisper as a 14 year old girl starts to get the better of me in an arm wrestling match."