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Joke of the Day
"GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin."
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"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up. And throw them."
"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"
"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time."
"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"
"Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made."
"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."
"Did you know... If you put your ear up to a woman's vagina, you can actually hear her scream, ""what the fuck are you doing?"""
"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""
"You know what's odd? Every other number."