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Joke of the Day
"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""
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"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."
"What's the difference between white students and black students? Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school."
"""Plagiarism Squad reporting for duty."" / ""Copy that."""
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
"Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates! 5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then? I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little."
"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."
"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."
"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."