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Joke of the Day

"Why can't rappers rap about nice things? YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold"

"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"

"You're in love and I couldn't be happier for you. But can you let go of each other's hands for four seconds so I can get past you on the f*ckin sidewalk?"""

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand Quatro'sinco'ses"

"Rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year."

"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"

"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"

"Sometimes I get to lazy to fini"

"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"

"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"