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Joke of the Day

"Why can't rappers rap about nice things? YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold"

"What is the difference between Trump and Hillary? She can't make America great again."

"#Confession: Sometimes I start random lines in a public setting just to see how many people I can get to stand behind me."

"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"

"I am sorry about this. I'm not proud of it. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."

"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"

"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."

"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"

"Rule of thumb: if the picture you took of someone doesn't look like the pictures they post of themselves, don't tag them!"